Its about making memories worth repressing
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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