Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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