I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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