just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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