just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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