I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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