I'm really into asian looking animals
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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