he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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