He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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