Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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