Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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