Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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