YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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