I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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