he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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