i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he shaved USA in his pubs
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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