Your dad touched me again.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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