Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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