if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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