I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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