uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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