He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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