i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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