Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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