today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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