Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Drake has all the answers
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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