So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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