it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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