well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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