Plan B is the new Plan A
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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