I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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