Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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