You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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