thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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