Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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