I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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