Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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