I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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