so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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