Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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