Plan B is the new Plan A
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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