i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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