I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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