Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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