I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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