Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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