I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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