This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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