I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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