We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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