if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
