This house was built for laser tag.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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