Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
God I need to hump something, right now.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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