So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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