FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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