this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
two words: eviction party
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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