i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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