Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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